Abducted (Alien Mate Index, #1)

Abducted (Alien Mate Index, #1) free Abducted (Alien Mate Index, #1) , Abducted (Alien Mate Index, #1) pdf, Abducted (Alien Mate Index, #1) pdf free,Abducted (Alien Mate Index, #1) pdf download, Abducted (Alien Mate Index, #1) epub, Abducted (Alien Mate Index, #1) ebook, Abducted (Alien Mate Index, #1) read online, Abducted (Alien Mate Index, #1) pdf download, Abducted (Alien Mate Index, #1) epub, Abducted (Alien Mate Index, #1) kindle, Abducted (Alien Mate Index, #1) Mobi – Abducted Is Book 1 In My Alien Mate Index Series It Is A Plus Sized Novel 140,000 Words Long My Name Is Zoe McKinley I Have A Boring Life, An Awful Job, And A Boss That Throws Staplers At My Head What Could Be Worse How About Being Abducted By Aliens Being Dragged Through A Mirror, Naked And Screaming, Onto An Extraterrestrial Ship Was Bad Finding Out I Had Been Sold To A Huge Alien Male Who Looks Like The Devil Was Worse But Learning He Wanted To Trade Me To An Intergalactic Petting Zoo Was The Worst Of All Now I M Whizzing Through The Galaxy With A Robot Butler, A Trio Of Nib Nibs They Re Like Tiny Green Monkeys And One Huge, Muscular, And Very Grumpy Alien The Clothing They Gave Me Shows All My Lady Bits, The Food Sim Makes Banana Cream Pie That Tastes Like Sauerkraut, And Sarden, My Captor, Is Too Hot To Stay Mad At, Even If He Is A Jerk In Fact, I Think I Might Be Falling For Him What S A Girl To Do It S All In A Day S Work When You Ve Been Abducted The Alien Mate Index Learn From The Pen Of Evangeline Anderson, The Writer Who Brought You Brides Of The Kindred, Comes A New Race Of Alien Warriors Twelve Races, To Be Exact Everyone Thinks That Life Just Evolved On Earth Wrong Our Planet, And Twelve Others, All Capable Of Supporting Terran Life, Was Seeded By The Ancient Ones Then Earth Was Locked Away, Kept Safe In The Cocoon Of Our Ozone Layer But Now There S A Gaping Hole In Our Security Blanket And Guess Who S Coming To Dinner That S Right The Alien Warriors Of The Twelve Peoples Also Descended From The Ancient Ones, Are Looking For Mates And Earth Girls Are Their First Choice The Vorn Are Feared Throughout The Galaxy Savage, Horned Warriors, These Males Can Be Surprisingly Gentle To The Females They Choose To Bond With.Denarins Come In Pairs Two Muscular Males Who Share A Psychic Bond And Feel The Need To Share One Woman As Well The Majorans Worship Their Females As Goddesses, The Very Color Of Their Skin Changing With Their Bonded Mate S Mood.Braxians Are Savage With Black On White Eyes That Can See Every Spectrum Of Light They Will Defend Their Females To The Last Drop Of Blood In Their Huge, Blue Bodies And There Are So Many Alien Warriors To Pick From.Which Type Of Male Would You Choose Too Bad You Won T Have A Choice, Because Thanks To The Alien Mate Index, An Agency That Abducts Earth Brides For Alien Males, You Could Be Snatched At Any Time And Turned Into A Massive Warrior S Mate Or Concubine.So The Real Question Is Who Will Choose You I listened to the Audible version of Abducted and it was okay nothing to write home about, but alright I ve only read a few alien human romances Not surprisingly, it was pretty unrealistic and cheesy Really, I expected that What I didn t expect was that it would be such a tame read I mean, once you involve an alien lover, you ve kind of committed to a level of ridiculousness that makes me think there will be some super smutty stuff here After all, it isn t like the author was going for I listened to the Audible version of Abducted and it was okay nothing to write home about, but alright I ve only read a few alien human romances Not surprisingly, it was pretty unrealistic and cheesy Really, I expected that What I didn t expect was that it would be such a tame read I mean, once you involve an alien lover, you ve kind of committed to a level of ridiculousness that makes me think there will be some super sm
Five Mars Needs Women Scale StarsThis has a cover and title that doesn t really do it any favors, in my view However, it s a fun sci fi romance that pretty much fits the paranormal romance formula, except the male is not a vampire or werewolf Except WAY BETTER than most PNRs Seriously Way better For those of you squicky about alien romances, this is NOT one of those where the alien acts and looks like an alien The hero, Sarden, is seven feet tall, has red skin and horns, but otherwise, Five Mars Needs Women Scale StarsThis has a cover and title that doesn t really do it any favors, in my view However, it s a fun sci fi romance that pretty much fits the paranormal romance formula, except the male is not a vampire or werewolf Except WAY BETTER than most PNRs Seriously Way better For those of you squicky about alien romances, this is NOT one of those where the alien acts and looks like an alien The hero, Sarden, is seven feet tall, has red skin and horns, but otherwise, he acts and talks just like a human Of course, he is incredibly muscled and has a giant peen I mean, you need to know what you are getting into with this Like I said, basically paranormal romance, only set in outer space I think it s very accessible to those readers who get squicky with the idea of alien romances The story flips between Sarden s and Zoe s the heroine s POV Zoe is short, sized 16, freckled with red hair, rambles a lot, but she s funny This bo
Zoe and Sarden Half Vorn half Eloim Before I start talking about this specific book, I would like to declare myself a huge fan of the Brides of the Kindred series Every time someone asks me for a suggestion on Sci Fi Romance, this is the first series that I propose adding the fact that this is not just Romance but also Erotica And it is not just smut for the smut s sake Sooooooooooo, I was not really sure about this new series Alien Mate Index and about how much different this will be in co Zoe and Sarden Half Vorn half Eloim Before I start talking about this specific book, I would like to declare myself a huge fan of the Brides of the Kindred series Every time someone asks me for a suggestion on Sci Fi Romance, this is the first series that I propose adding the fact that this is not just Romance but also Erotica And it is not just smut for the smut s sake Sooooooooooo, I was not really sure about t
This was surprisingly funny I didn t expect that at all A lot of these books take themselves way too seriously and you want to say the book, you know you re about a horny alien dude wanting to bang it out with a human chickyou re silly Obviously, I like this often silly genre, but too many of them think they re writing hardcore literature Back to this book, it was funny Why A lot of it was because of the heroine and her reactions to the alien guy Plot Zoe is having a crap day at work This
It seems that we have an abundance of horned hunks lately I ve found a gif of a much hunkier guy, but it was flagged and taken down This book is hilarious Zoe, is a hoot She has some ideas that made me laugh out loud She s kidnapped by weird looking aliens and should be terrified And she is, but her brain functions in a laugh instead of crying way The descriptions of aliens are incredible we have a three tentacle eyed Bambi, a poo shaped centipedes, a lantern looking A.I named A It seems that we have an abundance of horned hunks lately I ve found a gif of a much hunkier guy, but it was flagged and taken down This book is hilarious Zoe, is a hoot She has some ideas that made me laugh out
I saw the first part of this book free onand when I read it just knew that I wanted to knowI m a fan of the authors Kindred series so was delighted to discover a new series with her trade mark hunky guys and ratherdown to earth females and yes pun intended So here are my thoughts.I liked Zoe, she s just a pretty normal sort, stuck in a job going nowhere , unappreciated by her boss , absolutely no love life and yet she has two really close friends who support her through thi I saw the first part of this book free onand when I read it just knew that I wanted to knowI m a fan of the authors Kindred series so was delighted to discover a new series with her trade mark hunky guys and ratherdown t
Feel is like this book was trying to hard A little over the top at times and you have to wait a long time for the poking, but all the different aliens, creatures and settings are well worth it There are so many possibilities surronding the universe created here. 2 5 starsThis was very average and extremely weird I went in expecting a littleangst and drama, but it ended up being kind of boring, I had to force myself to pick this book up and finish it And for an almost five hundred page book, not much of consequence or much interesting happened I love a strange plots and I have a high tolerance for bullshit, I buy easily into things as long as they re written well and are detailed enough that they feel like an alternative reality But even I had 2 5 starsThis was very average and extremely weird I went in expecting a littleangst and drama, but it ended up being kind of boring, I had to force myself to pick this book up and finish it And for an almost five hundred page book, not much of consequence or much interesting happened I love a strange plots and I have a high tolerance for bullshit, I buy easily into things as long as they re written well and are detailed enough that they feel like an alternative reality But even I had a hard time buying into this shit This book was all over the place, you had a hundred different alien species that were introduced so quick that you had no chance of remembering them, you had species that could and couldn t mix and then you had half breeds Then there was the fact that humans were a pure off breed of these special aliens The weirdest thing had to be Doloroso s weird breed of technology and alien To be completely honest, I still have no idea what the actual fu
For those that like the kindred series this will probably be another winner There was a short plus sized heroine, a huge hunky alien hero to likes to lick and heal with his tongue. A group of female friends, defenceless little sisters, big baddies It is Kindred with another coat Different alien species, different names colours anyway, some who are aggressive, some who like to share who can bond with human girls, girls who happen to have unknown special powers.If you can suspend dis For those that like the kindred series this will probably be another winner There was a short plus sized heroine, a huge hunky alien hero to likes to lick and heal with his tongue. A group of female friends, defenceless little sisters, big baddies It is Kindred with another coat Different alien species, different names colours anyway, some who are aggressive, some who like to share who can bond with human girls, girls who happen to have unknown special powers.If you can sus